RANCH TOOTH

"When Roseanne takes credit in “The ’90s” for the election of Bill Clinton, citing her sitcom’s biting, populist appeal (never mind how sugarplum’d the series was with guest stars)…"

I am a nitpicky person who’s often wrong but I’m also a person who watched/watches A TON of Roseanne and I can’t say “lots of guest stars” is even in the top ten of things I associate with the show.

Murder, She Wrote — now there were a lot of guest stars.

Summer breakfast is the best breakfast.

Summer breakfast is the best breakfast.

Tiverton supermoon #ri #rhodeisland  (at Tiverton Four Corners Historic District)

Tiverton supermoon #ri #rhodeisland (at Tiverton Four Corners Historic District)

Sunday’s NYT metro section #rhodeisland #RI

Sunday’s NYT metro section #rhodeisland #RI

Tonight’s Jaws viewing just got better

Tonight’s Jaws viewing just got better

Soon. #middletown #secondbeach #ocean (at Second Beach)

Soon. #middletown #secondbeach #ocean (at Second Beach)

MSW trifecta: Jerry Orbach’s Harry McGraw, Ernest Borgnine & Adam West

MSW trifecta: Jerry Orbach’s Harry McGraw, Ernest Borgnine & Adam West

theforcedmarch:

Forced March turned 3 today!
I wasn’t going to do this again but first Lugo asked about it and then I got this tumblr birthday notice so I guess all signs point to yes. The March begins tomorrow!

Why not, right?

theforcedmarch:

Forced March turned 3 today!

I wasn’t going to do this again but first Lugo asked about it and then I got this tumblr birthday notice so I guess all signs point to yes. The March begins tomorrow!

Why not, right?

RANCH TOOTH turned 2 today!

RANCH TOOTH turned 2 today!

Enough! Stop saying “That is all” at the end of every motherfucking goddamn tweet, facebook status, every single place you can type things into the internet. What are you even doing?! I am surely guilty of Stock Internet Phrasing all over the place but this has crawled under my skin in a deep, sharply irritating way. I just - what does it mean? Where does it come from? I see it and I imagine a guy in a steampunk getup walking over, placing a scrap of folded parchment on a tea saucer in front of me, doffing his be-goggled cap while doing a small curtsy and riding away on a unicycle.

That is what you look like when you say THAT IS ALL.